627 ceiling tiles

84 cubicles

12 muckity muck offices

125 steps to the elevator

47 minutes until lunch

1557 until the weekend

I can hold my breath for 78 seconds

95 days until vacation

3 phones ringing at once

1 hot babe in the copy room

12 pencils in a box

0 opportunities for promotion

4 internet browsers open at once

I have sold out for 60,000 dollars

876 emails

3 meetings before noon

16 months since my last raise

6 coasters

7 coffee cups

41,785 hours until retirement

I have six quarters in my pocket

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