627 ceiling tiles
84 cubicles
12 muckity muck offices
125 steps to the elevator
47 minutes until lunch
1557 until the weekend
I can hold my breath for 78 seconds
95 days until vacation
3 phones ringing at once
1 hot babe in the copy room
12 pencils in a box
0 opportunities for promotion
4 internet browsers open at once
I have sold out for 60,000 dollars
876 emails
3 meetings before noon
16 months since my last raise
6 coasters
7 coffee cups
41,785 hours until retirement
I have six quarters in my pocket